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· They dropped your name, can you pick it up?
· They dropped your name, can you pick it up?
· I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
· Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?
· Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
· I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils.
· You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
· Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?
· When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
· Be nice to the ones who smoke…every cigarette might be their last.
· Hello, this is GOD. I made a few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
· I know why I am single; my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
· You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.
· Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now… sorry I will leave. I can't find a brain.
· This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
· A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of... Good Taste!
· Basahin sa alphabet na TAGALOG ang bawat titik
· Wen u r sad Im lonely, wen u r happy Im glad, remember dat whatever u feel I feel 2x wd wat u feel, kaya kung feel mo cute ke, EHEM mas cute ako! Hehe! Smile
· dear OPEL, NISSAN ka na? Wer hav u BENZ? MITSUBISHI ka pa ba? KIA txt kta, jas 2 say hi. DODGE wat frends r FORD d ba? AUDI see u na lang! Lov, R.Royce
· ttotoo nga kya n ang mag cute mahina s feeling & foor sa grammar? My Gas! Did dey sure? Wat does dey proof? It is hurts 2 me.. I don't bileave these!
· I made a cup of coffee specially for you. Wala pang asukal yan! D bale, swit naman yon sneder. Good Day!
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· MATHEMATICS of a MEANINGFUL life: ADD a little sacrifice, SUBTRACT hatred and anger, MULTIPLY friends and DIVIDE love for everyone to share
· Why do they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!
· Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?
Because they are pigs.
· Why did the jelly baby go 2 school?
Bcoz it wanted 2 be a smarty.
· For sale: complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Good condition. $1000. No longer needed, got married, my wife knows everything!
· What do u call a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.
· I had a ploughman's lunch today. He wasn't v happy.
· Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
· What do U call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
· What do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U can’t get rid of.
